DonaldPump
$PUMP
The meme coin that took the pump pill. Side effects include vertical charts, diamond hands, and an uncontrollable urge to say "tremendous gains."
Meme coin. Satire only. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Donald Trump.
The Legend of the Pump Pill
They said no coin could pump forever. Then, deep in the meme mines, a single green-and-white capsule was discovered — half hopeium, half copium, all pump.
Legend has it that whoever swallows the pump pill wakes up with diamond hands, a portfolio that only knows one direction, and an irresistible urge to buy the top of every green candle. DonaldPump was born the moment the first pill hit the blockchain.
This is not financial advice. This is not a security. This is a joke with a ticker symbol — and frankly, it's the funniest joke on the chain. Believe me.
Token Intel
The fundamentals. Sort of.
Name
DonaldPump
Ticker
$PUMP
Supply
TBA — YUGE
Liquidity
TBA — Locked & Loaded